A canvasser knocks on your door at teatime. Rank these escape tactics from the one you'd use first to last!

You saw them coming up the path and froze. The dog barking gives the game away every time.

True or not, nobody argues with a cooling plate of fish fingers. They're back down the path in seconds.

You'd say it to every party if it meant shutting the door quicker. Who's going to check?

Polite as anything, then it goes straight into the recycling with the pizza menus.

Suddenly you've no opinions of your own at all. Handy when you just want to get back to Corrie.