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One roast potato left in the dish. Who has the strongest claim to it? Rank them.
Sunday dinner, everyone's had seconds, and there it sits: one perfect crispy roastie. No forks have moved yet, but the tension is real.
Put the items in your preferred order.
A
The one who cooked it
They've been in that kitchen since half ten and their hair smells of goose fat. Surely that earns you a potato?
B
The guest who's being polite
They've said no twice while staring straight at it. Someone needs to put them out of their misery.
C
The teenager who's still growing
Six foot two, appetite of a small horse, and no shame whatsoever. Claims it's basically medical.
D
Whoever's on washing-up duty
There's a mountain of greasy tins waiting by the sink and they've volunteered. A potato is the least we can do.
E
Grandad, who hasn't said a word
He won't ask. He'll just glance at the dish, then at you, then back at the dish. Devastating.
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