Rank the most annoying things people do at the cinema — which one ruins the film for you?

They dig about in that bag like they've lost a set of keys in there. And it's always during the quiet, emotional bit.

That little blue glow three rows down, on full brightness. They're not even replying, they're just scrolling.

They whisper the entire storyline to whoever they dragged along. Half the time they've got it wrong anyway.

Sometimes it's a bored child, sometimes it's a grown adult with restless legs. Either way, you feel every single one.

The whole row has to stand up while they shuffle past with a tray of nachos. Then they ask what they've missed.