Rank the most bingeable British reality shows — which one has genuinely stolen your evenings?

The Majorca villa where accents get stronger and vocabularies get smaller. You'll hate yourself for knowing everyone's name by episode four.

A Scottish castle, a round table, and Britain finally getting good at paranoia telly. Even your nan has opinions on the banishments.

Strangers marry on sight and the dinner parties descend into chaos worthy of a Shakespeare tragedy. Somehow more compelling than actual weddings.

Ant and Dec smirking in the jungle as forgotten soap stars gag on witchetty grubs. Autumn isn't autumn without it.

Somehow the most British concept ever committed to Channel 4, and yet it works every single Friday night. Sofa, wine, judgement.