What's your biggest relationship dealbreaker?

If they can't appreciate your banter or worse, they actively groan at your dad jokes, how will you survive the inevitable rainy Sundays? Laughter is basically free therapy, innit.

There's rewatching telly you love, and then there's people who've binged it seventeen times and won't stop quoting it. That's not devotion, that's a cry for help.

It's not about the money, it's about the principle. If they expect you to fund their fancy steak while you're nursing a tap water, that's not romance—that's financial abuse with better lighting.

Nothing kills romantic tension like 'r u ok hun?' in response to something genuinely important. This isn't 2005. We have vowels for a reason.

Every story somehow circles back to their ex. Their cooking, their opinions, their sense of humour—it's like living with a very chatty ghost. You deserve someone who chose *you*, not their backup plan.