
We all have our non-negotiables. Whether it's refusing to go halves on the Tesco bill or someone who can't appreciate a decent cuppa, let's rank the ultimate relationship red flags.
Put the items in your preferred order.

They don't laugh at your jokes
If they can't appreciate your banter or worse, they actively groan at your dad jokes, how will you survive the inevitable rainy Sundays? Laughter is basically free therapy, innit.
They're a serial Tiger King watcher
There's rewatching telly you love, and then there's people who've binged it seventeen times and won't stop quoting it. That's not devotion, that's a cry for help.

They won't split the bill on dates
It's not about the money, it's about the principle. If they expect you to fund their fancy steak while you're nursing a tap water, that's not romance—that's financial abuse with better lighting.
They use text speak in serious conversations
Nothing kills romantic tension like 'r u ok hun?' in response to something genuinely important. This isn't 2005. We have vowels for a reason.
They're obsessed with their ex
Every story somehow circles back to their ex. Their cooking, their opinions, their sense of humour—it's like living with a very chatty ghost. You deserve someone who chose *you*, not their backup plan.
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