Which act of everyday selfishness annoys you most when others do it? Rank the offenders.

You've paid £29 for the privilege of your knees meeting your chin. Somehow it's always the tallest passenger in front doing it.

The whole top deck now knows what a specific cat did in Ohio. Nobody asked, nobody wanted this.

A Sunday lunch war crime that ends friendships and starts family feuds. There's a special circle for these people.

There's a whole empty aisle behind them but they refuse to budge. The London Underground's greatest villain.

They've clearly decided their motor is worth more than everyone else's convenience. The trolley 'accidentally' rolling that way is karma.