We all know someone who reaches across the table and nicks something off your plate. So which part of your fry-up are you guarding with your fork?
Put the items in your preferred order.
The sausage
A plump, golden banger with a bit of a snap. If someone pinches it, the marriage is on thin ice.

Crispy bacon
Some like it soft, some like it so crispy it shatters. Either way, the smell alone brings the whole house downstairs.

Black pudding
Half the table won't touch it, which is exactly why fans never share. More for you.

Fried bread
A slice of bread fried in the bacon fat until it crunches. Nobody orders it for their health, and nobody cares.

The hash brown
There's never enough of them to go round. Count them carefully before anyone else sits down.
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Be honest: have you ever secretly scoffed your kids' sweets when they weren't looking?
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