Which borrowed item stings the most when you never get it back? Rank the worst offenders.

You sent them home with leftover lasagne in the good square one. It has never been seen again, and you're now living off ice cream tubs.

That was three paydays ago. It's not the money, it's the fact that they've just bought a hot tub.

You pressed it into their hands and said "you HAVE to read this". They got to chapter two and it's now propping up their telly.

They were cold in the beer garden, so you were kind. It's now part of their permanent wardrobe and they wear it in photos.

Next door needed it for five minutes back in spring. You've since bought a new one rather than have the awkward conversation.