Which British chippy order truly deserves to be wrapped in glory?

Flaky white fish in golden batter with a mountain of chips. It's the order your nan approves of and the benchmark every chippy is judged by.

A glorious tube of mystery meat encased in crispy batter. Pair it with curry sauce and you've basically won the evening.

A proper pie, dense gravy, and chips to mop it all up. This is dinner that demands a nap afterwards, no apologies.

That suspiciously red sausage your dad swears by and your kids refuse to try. Divisive, nostalgic, and weirdly addictive.

Breaded little nuggets that feel slightly fancy without trying too hard. Best enjoyed on a windy promenade fighting off seagulls.