Which British chocolate bar would you fight a stranger in Tesco for?

The default choice, the safe bet, the one your nan always has in her handbag. But is 'reliable' really enough to claim the throne?

Two fingers of crumbly chocolate chaos that Twirl loyalists insist is the pinnacle of British confectionery. Try telling them otherwise.

Brought back from the dead by public demand and never let go. Light, airy, and somehow more chocolate than chocolate.

Silkier, creamier, and the bar of choice for anyone who thinks Cadbury has gone downhill since Kraft took over.

A chunky slab of unapologetic chocolate that built its brand on a controversial slogan. Still hits like a brick in the best way.