From the pub-sofa duo to the matching North Face pair, every UK couple seems to fit a mould. Rank the clichés by how painfully true they really are.
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The Wetherspoons Regulars
They've claimed their booth, know the app order off by heart and consider a curry club Thursday a date night. Romance fuelled by Spoons prices and shared chips.
The Matching North Face Walkers
Their love language is OS maps, flasks of tea and arguing about which fork in the path to take. Bonus points if the Labrador matches their fleece.
The Sunday Roast Hosts
They invite everyone round, argue about gravy granules versus homemade, and fall asleep on the sofa by 4pm watching Bake Off reruns.

The Love Island Superfans
They schedule their evenings around ITV2, have strong opinions on Maya Jama's wardrobe, and refer to their own rows as 'a bit of drama in the villa'.

The Tesco Meal Deal Lovers
Their weekly highlight is meeting at the Clubcard self-checkout for a sandwich, crisps and a Boost. He gets the meat, she gets the wrap, they share the guilt.
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