Which British cuppa ritual best sums up your perfect brew?

The no-nonsense mug of PG Tips or Yorkshire Tea that fuels tradesmen, offices and stressed parents nationwide. Proper strength, proper comfort.

A civilised affair with Earl Grey, cucumber sandwiches, scones and a tiered cake stand. Ideal for birthdays, anniversaries and pretending you're at The Ritz.

The West Country classic served with a fresh pot and the eternal debate over whether jam or cream goes first. Best enjoyed outdoors on a rare sunny afternoon.

Bad news? Put the kettle on. Whether it's a bereavement or a broken boiler, this brew is less about the tea and more about the gesture.

Peppermint, chamomile or matcha for those swerving caffeine and dairy. Loved by yoga types and office wellness converts, side-eyed by tea traditionalists.