❤️ Relationships🥇 Toplijst🗳 21 votes
Which British dating app bio cliché instantly makes you swipe left?
We've all seen them, we've all judged them, and some of us have probably written them. Time to rank the most cringeworthy offenders on UK dating apps.
Put the items in your preferred order.
A
'6'2" since it matters'
Nothing screams insecurity like a man weaponising his height stats with a snarky aside. If it didn't matter to you, you wouldn't mention it.
B
'Fluent in sarcasm'
A phrase so overused it's become a red flag in itself. Usually code for 'I'll mistake cruelty for wit and then call you sensitive.'
C
'Looking for my partner in crime'
You work in middle management in Reading, Sharon. The most rebellious thing you've done is use the self-checkout for a basket-only item.
D
'Don't take life too seriously'
Often paired with a photo holding a fish or a pint at Wetherspoons. Usually means they'll ghost you because 'it got too deep.'
E
'Just ask'
Two words that scream 'I couldn't be bothered but expect you to do the emotional labour.' A grim preview of the entire relationship.
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