Which British dating app bio cliché instantly makes you swipe left?

Nothing screams insecurity like a man weaponising his height stats with a snarky aside. If it didn't matter to you, you wouldn't mention it.

A phrase so overused it's become a red flag in itself. Usually code for 'I'll mistake cruelty for wit and then call you sensitive.'

You work in middle management in Reading, Sharon. The most rebellious thing you've done is use the self-checkout for a basket-only item.

Often paired with a photo holding a fish or a pint at Wetherspoons. Usually means they'll ghost you because 'it got too deep.'

Two words that scream 'I couldn't be bothered but expect you to do the emotional labour.' A grim preview of the entire relationship.