Which British dating app cliché makes you swipe left the fastest?

Proudly clutching a dead sea creature like it's a personality trait. We get it, you've been to Cornwall.

This phrase has appeared on roughly 12 million Hinge profiles. If your idea of crime is splitting a Nando's, just say so.

Nothing screams emotional availability like flexing in a sweaty changing room. Bonus ick points for the protein shaker.

Usually paired with a photo at a festival in 2018. A red flag dressed as a vibe.

Six lads on a Magaluf balcony and you're meant to guess which one you're meeting. Spoiler: it's the least attractive one.