Which British excuse for being late is the most shamelessly overused?

Nothing absolves tardiness quite like blaming Southern Rail. Bonus points if you sigh dramatically while saying it.

No specifics, no evidence, just a weary shake of the head. Works in Manchester, Margate and everywhere in between.

The delivery window was 8am to 8pm and somehow the driver came at 7.59. Modern life's most relatable lie.

Conveniently explains the missed calls AND the lack of a heads-up text. Suspiciously full battery on arrival.

A catch-all involving a beloved pet that no one dares question. Cat owners use it too, despite cats requiring zero supervision.