Which British middle-class neighbourhood dispute is the most ridiculously petty yet weirdly serious?

Leaving your bin out 'past collection day' is apparently grounds for a formal complaint. Some streets have unwritten rotas more rigid than a royal protocol.

There's no legal claim, yet parking in front of someone else's home can spark a multi-year cold war. Expect windscreen notes written in suspiciously neat handwriting.

One stray branch creeping over a fence has ended friendships that survived decades. Cue secret midnight pruning sessions and aggressive Ring doorbell footage.

Nothing unites a cul-de-sac like outrage over the neighbour's kids bouncing high enough to make eye contact. Privacy panels become the new front line.

Started for parcel deliveries, now a 24/7 surveillance state. One missing recycling box and you'll be subtweeted by Janet at number 14.