Which British museum gift shop would you happily blow your budget in?

Where else can you buy a mug shaped like an Egyptian sarcophagus and call it educational? A pilgrimage site for anyone who fancies themselves a bit Indiana Jones.

Come for the postcards, leave with a £30 coffee-table book about Yayoi Kusama and a very smug feeling. The design tote bags are practically a London uniform.

Cuddly diplodocuses, geode slices, and astronaut ice cream you'll regret buying. Pretend it's for your niece, we won't tell.

Floral scarves, ceramic prints and stationery so beautiful you'll be too scared to write in it. Basically Liberty's brainy cousin.

Sombre, thoughtful, and packed with cracking history titles alongside the odd Spitfire model. Where dads go feral on a Sunday afternoon.