Which British political battle bus slogan would you most want plastered across the nation?

A cost-of-living crisis slogan that promises the one thing every Brit truly wants: permission to turn the heating up without a family row. Practical populism at its finest.

After years of psychodrama, resignations and lettuce-based leadership contests, some voters would kill for a Prime Minister whose biggest scandal is a dull tie.

A cheeky jab at Westminster pomp that promises to fix the crater outside your Nan's house before restoring another royal ceiling. Local, tangible, popular.

Skips the grand ideological warfare and speaks to the true British soul: fortnightly collections, recycling confusion, and mysterious wheelie bin rules.

A cheerful promise of shorter hours, longer brews and a national identity built on biscuits. Ridiculous? Maybe. Popular in every office kitchen? Absolutely.