Which British political heckle or Commons putdown deserves the top spot in your personal ranking?

Lady Astor told Winston that if he were her husband, she'd poison his tea. His reply remains the gold standard of political comebacks.

Year after year at the State Opening, Skinner lobbed one-liners at Black Rod that left even his enemies snorting. A working-class wit Westminster won't see again.

Keir Starmer has dined out on the lettuce-beating PM for years. Repetitive? Yes. Still effective? Painfully so.

Denis Healey's takedown of Geoffrey Howe's debating style is so good it's basically required reading at PPE Oxford.

David Cameron channelling Michael Winner at Angela Eagle didn't age well, but it's lodged in Commons folklore as peak Bullingdon energy.