Which British pondless puddle-and-park duck deserves the crown of quack royalty?

The duck your nan drew on every birthday card. Reliable, handsome, and absolutely everywhere from Hampstead Heath to your local canal.

With its little quiff and golden eye, this diving dapper chap looks like he's just come back from a gig in Camden. Style icon of still waters.

Originally from East Asia, now thriving in Windsor Great Park and beyond. Looks like it's been styled by a Strictly Come Dancing wardrobe team.

Famous up in Northumberland for that gentle 'ooooh' that sounds like it's just heard a juicy bit of gossip. Cuddly to look at, tough as old boots.

Red-beaked, white-bottomed and forever scuttling across lily pads like it's late for work. The underdog of every park pond in Britain.