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Which British queue-related crime deserves the harshest punishment β rank the offenders?
Queuing is our national religion, and every so often someone commits blasphemy. Rank these queue crimes from mildly annoying to grounds for exile.
Put the items in your preferred order.
A
The Silent Skipper
Pretends they were 'just checking something' before smoothly stepping in front of you. The audacity is matched only by their fake obliviousness.
B
The Placeholder Family
They stood in line alone, then somehow six relatives materialise the moment they reach the front. Legally allowed? Debatable. Morally? Absolutely not.
C
The Chatty Till Hogger
They've packed their bags, paid, and are now telling the cashier about their nephew's wedding while 14 people slowly lose the will to live.
D
The Basket-in-Trolley-Lane Rebel
Strolls into the express lane with a trolley full of shopping and the confidence of a man who has never faced consequences.
E
The Phantom Queuer
Stands vaguely near the counter at Greggs, angle unclear, intentions murkier. Are they in line? Are they leaving? Nobody knows, chaos ensues.
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