Which British sandwich filling truly deserves the crown? Rank them from sublime to suspicious!

A proper wedge of mature cheddar with a generous dollop of Branston. Crunchy, tangy, and somehow tastes like a village fete.

Curried mayo, sultanas, and chicken in a baffling but oddly addictive combination. Invented for the Queen, beloved by Tesco meal deal enthusiasts.

Crispy bacon between two slices of white bread, slathered in brown or red sauce. The great ketchup vs HP debate continues to divide families.

Creamy, peppery, and notoriously aromatic on a train carriage. A divisive classic that somehow always sells out at the buffet.

Hot chips squished between buttered white bread. Northern engineering at its finest and a hug in edible form.