Which British sitcom couple would you actually want to be in a relationship with?

All those longing glances by the photocopier finally paid off. If you fancy years of pining followed by a Christmas miracle, this is the dream.

Constant bickering, zero affection, and a hotel falling apart around them. Surprisingly relatable on a bad Monday morning.

If you enjoy internal monologues spiralling into existential dread mid-conversation, Mark is your man. Sophie deserved better, mind.

Endless social climbing, candlelight suppers, and a long-suffering husband nodding along. Genuinely thrilling if you love a doily.

Whirlwind romance, brilliant in-laws, and Nessa as your best mate. Honestly, what's not to love? Tidy.