Which cheesy song do you secretly belt out in the car with the windows up?

You start off humming and by the last chorus you're doing the whole thing. Nobody survives this one with dry eyes at a wedding.

Turn around, bright eyes — and suddenly you're acting it out at the traffic lights. You do the backing vocals too, don't pretend.

Silly, squeaky and impossible to ignore once it starts. Bonus points if you drop your voice for the Ken bits.

It's been out for over twenty years and it still gets shouted, not sung. Someone always bangs the steering wheel.

Officially one of the worst songs ever made, and yet here you are doing the actions. Holiday camps have a lot to answer for.