Which classic British pub feature do you treasure the most on a proper night out?

That moment you walk in from the freezing drizzle and spot a crackling fire in the corner. Suddenly the three-hour journey was worth it.

It's a bit grim, slightly tacky underfoot, and absolutely part of the experience. A pristine pub floor is frankly suspicious.

Two days of sunshine a year and the entire nation descends. Wobbly wooden bench, warm pint, sunburnt forearms — bliss.

A snoozing Labrador greeting you at the door is the unofficial five-star pub rating. Bonus points if it's called Barney.

Chalky, slightly smudged, and promising a pie that will change your life. Pub grub charm at its finest.