Which classic British seaside snack deserves the crown of the coast? Rank them!

Golden batter, chunky chips and a splash of vinegar eaten straight from the paper. Preferably while dodging cheeky seagulls.

A soft-serve swirl with a Cadbury Flake wedged in at a jaunty angle. Nothing says British summer quite like it.

Bagged fresh from the fryer and impossible to eat without getting sugar down your front. Absolute heaven by the sea.

A little pot of vinegar-soaked shellfish that divides beachgoers like nothing else. You either love 'em or run a mile.

Bright pink, tooth-shatteringly hard and printed with the name of the town all the way through. A proper edible souvenir.