We all say we'll blend in with the locals this year. Then day one arrives and the teabags come out of the suitcase.
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Towel on the sunbed at dawn
Setting an alarm on holiday just to bag the best lounger. Then going back to bed for two hours.
Packing your own teabags
Fifty Yorkshire Tea bags squeezed in next to the suncream. Some people even bring a box of Weetabix.
Full English in Benidorm
You flew 1,000 miles for the sunshine, not the food. A proper fry-up with a cup of tea, please.
Speaking English, but LOUDER
If the waiter doesn't understand, just say it again louder. Maybe throw in a 'gracias' for good measure.
Lobster red on day one
One afternoon by the pool and you glow like a traffic light. The rest of the week is spent hiding under a parasol.
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