Which dinosaur would be the absolute worst to have in your back garden?

He'd have your washing off the line and the neighbour's Labrador for pudding. On the plus side, no more cold callers at the door.

Only the size of a big turkey, but smart enough to work the back door handle. You'd never eat a biscuit in peace again.

Gentle as anything, but he'd strip every tree bare and flatten the greenhouse just turning round. Your gutters wouldn't stand a chance.

Plods about eating your bedding plants and swings that tail without looking. Bye bye, garden furniture.

Basically a very grumpy rhino with extra bits. Lovely from the kitchen window, less lovely when he takes against your fence panels.