Which dreaded British social event do you actually secretly enjoy? Rank them honestly!

A magical evening where Karen from accounts becomes a karaoke legend and someone always cries by the cloakroom. The hangover lasts longer than the gossip.

Eight hours of awkward small talk with distant cousins, a hog roast, and an obligatory rendition of Mr Brightside at midnight. You'll cry, and you won't know why.

Nan's gravy is unmatched, but so is your uncle's controversial Brexit take. You leave full, fuming, and already planning next week's visit.

Someone's hit 30 and rented out a function room above a Wetherspoons. There will be a slideshow, embarrassing speeches, and a Percy Pig cake.

Dave from number 42 has fired up the Weber and invited the whole street. The forecast said sunny, it's drizzling, and nobody's leaving until the Pimm's runs out.