We Brits can't start a conversation without one of these reliable fallbacks. Time to decide which piece of verbal small change deserves the crown.
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The Weather
The undisputed heavyweight champion of British chatter. Rain, shine or drizzle, there's always something meteorological to moan about.
Your Commute
Nothing bonds strangers faster than a shared grievance about delayed trains or roadworks on the M25. A proper British ritual of suffering.
The Price of Everything
From supermarket shops to energy bills, nothing unites us quite like gasping at how much things cost these days.
What's On Telly
Whether it's Bake Off, Strictly or the latest murder mystery, there's comfort in knowing half the nation watched the same thing.
Weekend Plans
The classic Friday afternoon exchange where everyone pretends they've got something thrilling planned beyond a Tesco run.
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Which Hungarian-British inventor created the ballpoint pen, patenting his design in 1938?
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