Which everyday job leaves you most out of puff? Rank them honestly.

You climb inside it, you shake it, you sweat. By the end you're lying on the bed having a little rest.

Six bags, one set of hands, purple fingers by the front door. And you still can't find your keys.

The cable never reaches, the hoover keeps tumbling and you're bent double the whole way. Proper cardio, that.

You sat down to play with the dog, now you need furniture and a running commentary to get back up.

You can't see your feet over the top of it, and there's always one sock that escapes on step four.