Which Great British 'sign of commitment' actually proves they're serious about you?

Sunday roast is sacred. Surrendering that final, crispy, gravy-soaked Yorkie is basically a marriage proposal in carbohydrate form.

Once you're in the group chat with Mum's questionable memes and Dad's misfired voice notes, there's no going back. You're officially one of them.

Handing over the login means they're not planning to vanish anytime soon. Bonus points if they let you keep the profile after a breakup.

Being paraded around their childhood boozer means they want the regulars' approval. If the landlord remembers your order, you've made it.

Surviving the showroom maze, the flat-pack arguments, and the car-boot Tetris without a single snide remark? That's love, or sainthood.