Which household chore actually causes the most rows between British couples?

One partner insists on pre-rinsing like a surgeon scrubbing in, the other chucks lasagne-crusted plates in and prays. Somehow this becomes a referendum on the entire relationship.

With energy bills what they are, the battle over whether to whack the heating on or 'just put a jumper on' has become genuinely existential. Hands up who's hidden the thermostat.

That chair in the bedroom isn't furniture anymore — it's a textile graveyard. Whose turn is it to actually fold, and why does one of you always 'forget' the airer exists?

Both of you have seen it. Both of you are pretending you haven't. Whoever cracks first loses, and bin day is a domestic Cold War armistice.

Nobody can remember who hoovered last, but everyone is absolutely certain it wasn't them. Bonus points if the Henry is dragged out passive-aggressively on a Sunday morning.