Which instrument do you most wish you'd learned to play?

There's something lovely about someone just sitting down and playing at a party. Even Chopsticks gets a round of applause after a few sherries.

Perfect for the back garden on a summer evening or round a campfire. You'd only need about five songs to keep everyone happy.

Nothing beats bashing away after a long day at work. Just don't expect a Christmas card from next door.

It takes years, and the first few sound like a cat in a wheelie bin. But get there and it's the most moving sound going.

One smoky note and you're in a jazz club in the eighties. It also fits nicely in the boot, unlike the piano.