Which modern British hypocrisy grinds your moral gears the most?

Sharing David Attenborough clips on Instagram whilst racking up four short-haul flights a year. The carbon footprint of a small town, with the smugness of a vegan yoga retreat.

Tutting at billionaires' yachts from a bedroom full of polyester hauls destined for landfill by Christmas. Ethics apparently stop at the checkout button.

Sharing 'Our NHS' memes on Facebook, then quietly ringing Bupa when the knee actually hurts. Solidarity has its limits, apparently around month six.

Declaring Bezos the devil whilst ordering loo roll on Prime by Tuesday. The moral outrage arrives next-day delivery.

Complaining the country's 'not what it used to be' between bites of a dish invented by the very people being moaned about. Britishness is a buffet, apparently.