Which modern British status symbol screams 'I've made it' the loudest?

Nothing says 'I own a farmhouse in the Cotswolds' quite like a cast-iron oven that costs more than a small car and heats the room whether you like it or not.

Casually mentioned at dinner parties, never boasted about directly. The uniform does the talking at the school gate.

Bonus points if the locals hate you for it. Extra bonus if you call it 'the cottage' despite it having six bedrooms and a heated pool.

Wheeling that green trolley through the car park while your neighbour spots you from Lidl. The receipt is longer than a CVS one.

A £2,000 clothes horse that occasionally reminds you it exists via a monthly subscription charge you keep forgetting to cancel.