Which modern tech habit is quietly ruining British society the most?

You went on to check the footy score and emerged three hours later furious about a stranger in Wolverhampton. Elon's algorithm has your soul on a lead.

Try paying with a tenner at a London coffee shop and watch the barista recoil like you've offered them a live ferret. Nobody knows what anything costs anymore.

The school mums, the five-a-side lads, the family chat where Auntie Sue sends 'Good morning' GIFs at 6am. You cannot escape. You will never escape.

Tesco sacked half their staff and handed you the job. Now you're scanning your own Meal Deal while a robot accuses you of theft.

Your boss's Monday briefing reads like ChatGPT wrote it because ChatGPT did write it. Soon we'll all just be bots emailing bots about synergy.