The plates are cleared, everyone's had a lovely time β then the bill lands on the table. Rank these cringey moments from mildly annoying to full toe-curl.
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"Shall we just split it evenly?"
Someone says it cheerfully, like it's the fair option. You smile and nod while quietly doing sums in your head.

The card that says no
The machine beeps in that unmistakable way and the whole table goes quiet. The waiter looks anywhere but at you.

The great tipping debate
Suddenly everyone's a maths teacher and nobody agrees. Someone always mutters "they've already added it, you know".

The one who ordered the lobster
They breezed through the fancy end of the menu, then reached for their purse very, very slowly.

"I've only got a twenty"
Cash gets shoved into the middle of the table and it's somehow eighteen quid short every single time.
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