Which morally dodgy British habit would you defend to the death?

Whipping out your phone the moment you spot a hi-vis vest with a clipboard on the high street. Cowardly? Yes. Effective? Absolutely.

That 'dodgy tummy' text at 7am when really you just cannot face another team meeting. Some call it fraud, others call it self-preservation.

Those tiny shampoos are basically free, aren't they? Never mind that you've got a bathroom cupboard resembling a Boots warehouse.

Little Oliver is 14 and six foot, but at the cinema box office he's a very tall 11. The great British family discount fraud.

Cardboard in the general waste? Recycling out on the wrong week? You've mentally reported them to the council seventeen times already.