
Close your eyes and you can almost hear the clatter of plastic trays and the dinner lady shouting 'next!'. Time to rank the school canteen classics that shaped a generation.
Put the items in your preferred order.

Turkey Twizzlers & Smiley Faces
Spiral-shaped mystery meat paired with grinning potato faces. Peak 90s canteen chaos, and we still miss them.

Pink Custard & Sponge
Nobody knew why the custard was pink, but poured over a slab of sponge cake it was pure joy. A proper end-of-week treat.

Jam Roly-Poly
A stodgy swirl of sponge and jam, drowned in yellow custard. The definition of a hug on a plate.

Chocolate Concrete & Mint Custard
A brick of cocoa shortbread so dense it needed structural engineering, softened only by luminous green mint custard.

Cheese & Beans on a Jacket
A steaming spud smothered in baked beans and grated cheddar. Simple, filling, and impossible to mess up.
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