Which Number 10 perk would you miss most if you had to leave Downing Street tomorrow?

A 16th-century Tudor mansion with 1,000 acres, a swimming pool, and zero nosy neighbours. Cameron hosted Xi for a pint here, so you know it's got range.

Stepping out to face the cameras as the world's lenses click in unison. Nothing says 'I matter' like a door that can't be opened from the outside.

Skip every traffic jam on the M25 with a blue-light convoy and a driver who knows every shortcut in SW1. Sadiq's congestion charge? Not your problem.

A surprisingly lovely patch of green hidden behind that black door. Just maybe avoid hosting any 'work events' with wine and cheese.

Britain's most powerful tabby has seen off Cameron, May, Johnson, Truss and Sunak. Leaving him behind would break the nation's heart, and yours.