Which payday ritual gives you the biggest buzz the moment your wages land?

For one glorious week, you're a Waitrose person trapped in a Tesco body. Yes to the fancy houmous, yes to the posh biscuits.

No splitting the bill awkwardly this time, no skipping the sides. Full chicken royalty mode activated.

Nothing screams adulthood like feeling smug about a topped-up travel card. The grown-up dopamine hit.

The wages have landed and suddenly you're convinced you need three days in Faro. Hand luggage only, obviously.

That sweet, sweet moment when the little Klarna app stops haunting you. Briefly. Until next month.