Which piece of tech deserves a proper knighthood for services to Britain?

The one appliance no Brit can live without, now with an app because of course it does. Arise, Sir Kettle, defender of the tea break.

Tap, beep, done. Saved us from awkward pub splits and made the humble pint queue move at lightning speed.

Half security device, half village gossip generator. Nothing unites a British street like a suspicious Amazon driver caught on 1080p.

Rescued us from unfolding a map the size of a duvet at a roundabout in Slough. Now knows Britain better than we do.

Gave the nation free access to endless repeats of Bargain Hunt and Pointless. A quiet hero of the British living room.