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Which questionable British buffet dish would you actually pile your plate with?
From wedding receptions to office Christmas dos, the British buffet is a battlefield of beige. Which sad little offering secretly makes it worth queuing up with a bendy paper plate?
Put the items in your preferred order.
A
Cocktail Sausages on Sticks
Cold, slightly rubbery, and somehow always the first to vanish. There's no dignity in it, but you'll grab a fistful anyway.
B
Coronation Chicken Sandwiches
An affront to both India and Britain, yet weirdly moreish between two slices of white bread. Blame the Queen, apparently.
C
Cheese and Pineapple Hedgehog
A foil-wrapped potato bristling with cocktail sticks of cubed cheddar and tinned pineapple. Naff, iconic, undeniably delicious.
D
Sad Egg Mayo Sandwiches
Curls up at the edges within minutes and makes the whole village hall smell like a sulphur mine. And yet, someone always finishes them.
E
Mini Pork Pies
Squat, dense and unapologetically British. The buffet's true aristocrat, especially with a blob of Branston.
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