Which reality show would you be most embarrassed to get caught watching? Go on, be honest!

Young singletons in swimwear argue about who 'pied' who. You swore you were too old for it, yet you know every couple's name.

Two people meet at the altar and it all goes wrong by the honeymoon. You tell everyone it's a social experiment, but really it's the rows.

Glammed-up friends fall out over a glass of prosecco. You'd never admit it, but you still say 'reem' now and then.

Celebrities you half recognise try to find love and fail spectacularly. You watch it through your fingers, cringing at every date.

Singletons choose a partner based on everything except a chat. Best not watched when your mum pops round unexpectedly.