Which relationship 'ick' would actually end it for you?

Watching your beloved sprint after the 47 with their tote bag flapping and a slightly panicked face. Apparently this single moment has ended thousands of TikTok-era romances.

There's close to your family, and then there's narrating your Tesco meal deal to your mother on speakerphone. Where do you draw the line?

Pints, lads, and shouting 'oi oi' at strangers in Wetherspoons. Charming for a weekend, exhausting for a lifetime.

Whether it's one-word replies, weeks of silence, or three paragraphs about their lunch — bad texters test the patience of saints.

Pulling out the calculator because they had still water and you had sparkling. Frugal or just deeply unromantic? You decide.