
The Brits invented the 'ick' and we've been ruthlessly judging each other ever since. Some are silly, some are deal-enders β rank them by how badly they'd put you off.
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The Public Mum Phone Calls
He's 34 and still rings his mum on speaker in the queue at Pret. Sweet devotion or a glaring red flag in disguise?

The Pub Personality Shift
Lovely on the sofa, unbearable after a Spoons session. When the lager unlocks a different human, can love survive last orders?
The Group Chat Overshare
Every argument, every wobble, every bedroom mishap β straight into the WhatsApp group with the boys. Loyalty? Apparently optional.

The Bin-Day Incompetence
You're 32, Karen. Learn the recycling rota. Domestic uselessness dressed up as 'quirky' is the modern romance killer.

The Sunday Roast Snobbery
Refuses the pub roast, sneers at Yorkshire puds, suggests an avocado place instead. Some betrayals run too deep.
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Which Act of the UK Parliament, passed in 1967, decriminalised homosexual acts in private between two men over 21 in England and Wales?
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