Which scientific 'fact' from school do you secretly think might be rubbish?

Peddled by self-help gurus and Hollywood for decades, despite neuroscientists rolling their eyes into the back of their (fully used) skulls. Still, it makes us feel like untapped geniuses.

That iconic image of a hunched chimp gradually standing into a businessman? Wildly misleading. Evolution is more a tangled bush than a tidy queue at Greggs.

Drawn in every Year 7 textbook, debunked roughly five minutes after you left school. Your whole tongue tastes everything, thanks very much.

Used to justify keeping them in tiny bowls for decades. Turns out goldfish remember things for months, which is more than can be said for most of us after a night out.

Generations of British kids forced to sit miserably beside the pool clutching a soggy ham sarnie. The science was always shaky, but the trauma was real.