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Which sleep saboteur ruins your night most — rank the worst offenders
Britain is officially knackered, with the NHS warning that poor sleep is fuelling everything from anxiety to heart disease. But what's actually keeping YOU staring at the ceiling at 3am?
Put the items in your preferred order.
1
Doomscrolling in bed
You promised yourself you'd put the phone down at 10pm. It's now 1:47am and you're watching a stranger reorganise their fridge in Stevenage.
2
The overthinking spiral
Your brain waits until your head hits the pillow to rerun every cringe moment of your life in 4K HDR. Cheers, brain.
3
The pub session pint
You drift off easily after a few at the local, but wake at sunrise with a dry mouth and existential dread. Alcohol-fragmented sleep is the silent killer of British weekends.
4
A snoring partner
They sleep the sleep of the righteous while you contemplate smothering them with a John Lewis pillow. Earplugs only do so much.
5
The 3am thermostat war
British houses can't decide if they're a sauna or a meat locker. You spend half the night negotiating with a 13.5 tog like it's a hostage situation.
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