Which small couple ritual actually keeps a relationship ticking along?

Nothing bonds two people like arguing over gravy consistency while planning the week ahead. It's therapy with roast potatoes.

Whoever's up first, last, or just walking past the kettle offers a tea. It's the British equivalent of saying 'I love you'.

Whether it's Strictly, Bake Off, or Question Time, screaming at the screen in unison is peak intimacy.

Splitting the list at Tesco or debating whether you really need another jar of chutney is a proper love language.

Nothing says devotion like handing over the last chip after three pints. Vinegar-soaked romance at its finest.